Donald Trump (after Emily Dickinson’s A narrow Fellow in the Grass)

A fat man in the White House
Always lies; day and night.
You may have heard him. (Blowing snot.)
Maskless and sick, his notice sudden drips

As his speech divides like dynamite.
Yeah, during debate, his spotted dick seen–
Still he dreams of the Nobel Prize, then dribbles farther
On your Twitter Feed–like a Slug ‘til Kingdom cums.

Want more?–he counts on rednecks dressed in sheets,
Whores to shuck his corn.
Yes, he cums like a spoiled child with venereal disease–

As orange as the sun! For Nirvana, he injects bleach
Then posts to his apologists about its benefits like Vitamin C.
O Say Cannot You See!–he’s up before dawn, reading Mein Kampf

Then it’s back to Air Force-1 to give another rally, another speech:
Let’s Make America Dumb!–4 More Years, Let’s Make America Dumb!